MF Doom

So by now hopefully you've heard the song on my page called "MF Doom".. no pun intended in all aspects of the..yeah. if you HAVEN'T heard it go ahead and go check it out on www.myspace.com/harleynoregard

THE BREAKDOWN MAP:

"MF Doom" = Megan Fox Doom

= the death caused by Megan fox

The Death = the death of Majik and the birth of Harley

Megan Fox = the good music that i love and that THEY couldn't feel

THEY = my former so-called fans

THE PUN

"There Is None"

SO

MAJIK'S PERSPECTIVE

basically majik is gone for the most part because of all the so-called fans i lost because of my style switch. i feel like I've been abandoned by everyone because i guess you guys

wait (this doesn't pertain to everyone, just those who fall into the category of so-called fans)

...couldn't roll with me on my experimental phase. i know i wasn't putting to much music up for you guys but you gotta understand, music has to change at some point and one day i wanna be the one who does that. what else can you do but respect that. (rhetorical question) 

you should feel that same way actually, but anyway..i was working my ass off along with being in a relationship that i was very much into. trying and trying to come up with a style that i could cross over with and NOT lose y'all. i figured maybe i could go back and forth so i stepped into it and the feeling was so overwhelming i couldn't leave. well i could if a certain emotion knocked me out of it. my true fans didn't accepted the fact that i was experimenting with Megan but they held on tight. at one point i even tried to shake them off but i couldn't do it. i can't leave the people who really are trying to hold on. i can to a certain extent...i can change the status of the relationship from business to personal to "fam". so i did that and i never regret that because life is so much smoother now. the day i finally figured how i can manage between the you guys and Megan she got sick of it and stabbed me while i was sleeping. i couldn't move but i could think and breathe...all i could do is get better in my mind but just lay there. She found this new guy named Harley who just doesn't care what people think. I wish i could be like him...in fact i CAN but all i can do is just lay here.....she's kicking it off with Harley..she hardly ever comes home other than to grab more stuff to go back over to his place. which actually was my place but since I'm dead nobody can stop him....i finally started to be able to see myself and actually watch myself do things and they would actually happen. so in my mind i called Megan and told her to come home...we needed to talk. I convinced her to call Harley for me to tell him that she didn't really kill me...we don't really talk much but when we do it's amazing. I'm not too confident we're gonna last tho...i think Harley is planning to take her away from me for good and i can only move in spurts...

MY PERSPECTIVE

here we go. (refer to the map if you get lost)

Majik (my best friend but worst enemy at the same time) was fucking with Megan Fox (who used to be named Vida Guerra), but y'all weren't. He felt betrayed by her cus he felt like she took him away from everyone and everyone fell asleep on him because of her. He despised the effect she had on him but he loved the feeling and couldn't stop. She knew how he felt and right when he started to say fuck it and just roll with her no matter what she decided to kill him while he was finally taking a rest. She never buried his body because she loved him so much. About a week and a half later Megan was at the store where I get my groceries and I had to see what she was about. We ended up together and extremely happy, and we had a few kids or whatever. Everything was gravy until one day Majik called me...I answered and he's yelling telling me he's not dead yet but he needs to go to the hospital asap. So I rushed to go get him and took him to find Megan there with him. She told me she purposely didn't kill him and lied to me about the whole thing. She only stabbed him where he couldn't move anymore. So now she goes back and forth between us....I know she loves me but i guess there's something about him.. we're together so much and having fun we never really get to talk about it so I guess everything is cool. I haven't really found that right thing to say to get her to just leave him for good but i will one day...wait...i figured it out, i can just....oh wait i think she's home..

-the guy typing

and just because i KNOW you wanna hear the song now...here ya go

i love this ninja dude, he be bobbin his head....it be off but he be bobbin tho